Funny Pirate Names

[thesimpsons007]

There are a couple of names id like to show.

1) Cpt. Argos where ye gos.
2) Cpt. Jitter Jaws.
3) Cpt. Say Lin.
4) Cpt. Bay Lin.
5) Cpt. I.C. Water

Plus not being rude "Kuro", but ur a "French Chinamen", that lives in "New Zealand", or "Australia". Thats a bit odd.

Anyway, to keep things happy, post funny pirate names here.

- Smith Walker

[theboy]

1. I.P. Frely
2. Left Rite Out


All i can think of now but always. Remember where ever u go there u ar

[ozdakuth]

There are a couple of names id like to show.

1) Cpt. Argos where ye gos.
2) Cpt. Jitter Jaws.
3) Cpt. Say Lin.
4) Cpt. Bay Lin.
5) Cpt. I.C. Water

Plus not being rude "Kuro", but ur a "French Chinamen", that lives in "New Zealand", or "Australia". Thats a bit odd.

Anyway, to keep things happy, post funny pirate names here.

- Smith Walker
Well I'm sure "Kuro" will have something to say, but I can't help "myself."

He's a "Japanese" privateer in the employ of the "French" who lives in the "Carribean". The person who controls the character lives in "Australia", but then, so do you no doubt - and yet you are an unspecified pirate roaming the Antilles. Thats a bit odd.

[thesimpsons007]

Cpt. Hugo First
Cpt. Luke Both Ways
Cpt. Luke... Over There!

[thesimpsons007]

Well I'm sure "Kuro" will have something to say, but I can't help "myself."

He's a "Japanese" privateer in the employ of the "French" who lives in the "Carribean". The person who controls the character lives in "Australia", but then, so do you no doubt - and yet you are an unspecified pirate roaming the Antilles. Thats a bit odd.

Smith isnt really a pirate name, its more of a "British" name, so yes...I guess Im the same, but Im a "British Pirate" that lives in the "Caribbean". lol

[thesimpsons007]

Cpt. C. More Ships
Cpt. C. More Water
Cpt. Al. Chaholic
Cpt. Amanda Hug And Kiss
Cpt. Hugh Jass

Soz about the language. lol

[Jim Devereaux]

If you "look" at "Kuro's" signature "Smitty", you will "see" that "Kuro" is "Japanese", not a "Chinaman".. although I can "understand" how "easy" it "is" to "get" them "both" "confused" "since" "they" "are" "both" "in" "the" "same" "hemisphere"

[Xace2]

Diego Cabrero <------ lol, what a gay name

[Hakaisha]

Cpt. Smith "One of biggest merchantman" Walker

[Ravyn Blackhollow]

Diego Cabrero <------ lol, what a gay name

You read my mind Xace. ;)

[thesimpsons007]

Cpt. Shok Straps
Cpt. Seymour Butts

[Sate]

Cpt. Smith "One of biggest merchantman" Walker
Nice that made me laugh.

[Greekiwi]

Cpt. Smith "One of biggest merchantman" Walker

Thats the best one

[thesimpsons007]

WOW!!! Ya's all go ahead and laugh. *sad*

[Jim Devereaux]

Muhahahahhahahahahaah

[thesimpsons007]

Muhahahahhahahahahaah

Ha Ha Ha. Thanks for that "Davy Jones". lol

[e]

Captain Wayne Kerr

and his crew:

Master Bates (Gunner)
Seaman Stains
Ben Dover (cabin boy)
Major Arshole (Marine)
Private Parts (Marine)

[thesimpsons007]

Captain Wayne Kerr

and his crew:

Master Bates (Gunner)
Seaman Stains
Ben Dover (cabin boy)
Major Arshole (Marine)
Private Parts (Marine)

I thought PotC's crew were funny...this is WAY more funny!

[theboy]

Captain Wayne Kerr

and his crew:

Master Bates (Gunner)
Seaman Stains
Ben Dover (cabin boy)
Major Arshole (Marine)
Private Parts (Marine)

You got that from an old tv show on the ABC writen by a *****phile.

[thesimpsons007]

Crew:

I.P. Overboard (Longboat crew)

[thesimpsons007]

Cpt. Ushp 2 Love

[e]

You got that from an old tv show on the ABC writen by a *****phile.

The only name i remember from the show is Master Bates. The show was a kids program called H.R Puff 'n' Stuff

I did'nt know he was a kiddie fiddler though.

Ben Dover is a gay celebrity living in sydney i believe, he comentates the Mardi Gra
The rest of the names come from various movies/comedy sketches.

[theboy]

Yep was busted bout 10yrs ago now and if u think about it seaman stains, *******ates, and the rest ar not really suitable for a kids show. IMO the barsted should be hung drawn and quarted

Far Queue

Far Q Too

[Willis Spinaltap]

Mike Oxbig

Say it fast

[clvan625]

Luten PiLage
Count d'Loot
Ivana Sink'u
Redzone Notears
Imajust P'veepr
Ustole Mysol
Purat Gankalot

[Paul Gascoigne]

Bigpond Support, this guys knows how to really pirate stuff.