[sgtfoley]

Achievements in PotBS - II


I Had Lag - Kicked off boat by level 19 in avcom and sailed away in humiliation.
Cut 'n' Run - Use dump guns till you have no guns left.
Bondage Babe - Get hit by break formation/break rudder 3 times in one fight
Ambush Predator - Allow yourself to be demasted, then when enemy tries to board, you pop sail repairs and give him the what-for.
Balls of Steel - You won a 1v1 fight without using repairs, but went below 10% structure.
Noob - Lost a 1v1 as a BU in a CB
Redneck wrangler - Dueled Seraphic to ~ half dead before dying horribly.
LOLWUT - Use Dump Guns until you have no guns left, then use a gun repair so you can throw more over the side...
NoobBounce! - Rebound out of range of port by hitting an invisible reef and getting ganked.
POTBS Addict - Quit Game Several Times just to come back and pwn face.
Pop Art - you hid name/skills on screenshot from battle
Pop Art Fail - You tried and missed a bit.
Failed Socialist - Sold something at 5x the list price because people don't understand the history price.
Failed Economist - Lost more than 100,000dbs by typing the price and amount in the wrong boxes.
Failed Shipyard Economist - You crafted rated ship with 80% tax rate
Market Dominator - Purchased all of the bronze shot off the auction house and forced players to pay double what you bought for.
Alt-Shot Master - Successfully killed someone in pvp with Alt-Shot
Reckless Ambition - Successfully stern charged a first rate killing it in a port battle losing all 24 of your nation ships.
Party Pirate - Lose one ship durability per alcoholic beverage in one night, at a minimum of twelve drinks.
Memory Leak - Submit a customer service ticket claiming that your account was hacked into the night before and your durability sold to pirates. (PREREQUISITE: Party Pirate).
Castaway's Catharsis - Sink at least two PVP-flagged 'Desperation' Rafts during a player-run raft race event.
Split Personality - Convince at least three people that you and your friend are, in fact, the same person.
Dont cry baby! - Make Ubert want to destroy the server or/and nightflip your main dnh port just becouse you were mean to him/ganked him.
lol-comb....WHAT!?! - Won against someone that used the lolcombo on you (pre-nerf)
Brain Drain - Reply to a tell Von Pude has sent you.
Bait and Switch - Call for a 1v1 then have five other friends join your instance to gank the enemy.
Disco Balls - Die in a first rate while disconnected.
Did i just do that? - Beat Seraphic Radiance in a 1v1.
Snowball fight - Fire 10000 rounds of stone shot.
EanKonomic Victory! - Sink EanK's Cap MC or Raa MC before losing your bundleboat.
EanKonomics Major - Managed to get the kill shot on EanK in a Port Battle your nation lost.
TRANSPORTFAIL - haul half way across the map from a resource port in a fully loaded levy to your production port only toforget to unload sail half the map back and then find it out.
Big Island - Put einars on a Macedon and then try to kite.

Forum titles

MasterDebater - Intensely argued with at least 3 different people in the same thread over religion, politics or how fail chowder avatars are.
False Claim of Greatness - Starting a epic battle thread where the two combatants werent even remotely on the same playing field.
Horn Blower - Self assumed intelligence or stating in more then one thread your IQ is above average.
Ignorance is Bliss - Being *****d off because Deadfiant is getting merged.
Bliss is Ignorant - Thinking a server merge with fix all long term problems.
That Time of the Month - Scared to enter the big red dot.
Gank Bait - Keeping a low lvl toon around to bait the Gankers stalking newbs at bartica.
Running Scerrrd - Dominating a map when there is no competition then fleeing the scene when competition comes. Last win for brits on tiggy, certain nats were MIA.