All Things Bacon

[Pnakotic]

Originally Posted by cheeseypie5555 that damn monkey bit me...

Oh well. We'll always have Provincetown...

Originally Posted by squeegee15 I suck peanut butter the best.

So... What are YOU wearing?

[cheeseypie5555]

Originally Posted by Pnakotic Oh well. We'll always have Provincetown... So... What are YOU wearing?

One day that little girl will learn to troll, until then there is always Rick Astley.

[TaskForce58]

Memorable on-topic movie quote (Grumpier old men)

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?
John: What?
Grandpa: Huh?
John: Goes to show you what?
Grandpa: Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about?