A love sonet(first try)

[Drew Star]

I took my boot out to clean my house one time, and it was too small and thus I missed my target.

The second time I took my booty out to clean my house it was a different boot and i grabbed a smug after shaved and tried to shave it off.

The final TIME I CLeaned my house, I GRABBED THE LARGEST/HEAVIEST BOOT in the world to swing at what was pestering me.


I SWUNG THAT MIGHTY BOOTY HIGH IN THE AIR.


When I come down from cloud 9 I realized what I had done.

First - I had killed a rattle snake
Second - I had killed a thief
Third - I had LANDED ON MY OWN FAT ***